Strain Review: Golden Pineapple From Phat Panda
Becks and the no good, very bad day.
At work we had to upgrade to a new version of Quickbooks and while the actual installation was a breeze, the program decided to fight with our check printing software. I spent about 4-5 hours updating and patching and about half way through this whole fiasco I actually had to stop and ask Google “Is Mercury in retrograde?”…YES. How could I forget…ugh. The problems were all resolved, but my day was ruined. The night before I predicted a breezy Thursday, silly me.
I left work in a sour mood and realized that with all the craziness I forgot to get gas, SERIOUSLY? Our weather is in this bipolar place right now where it can’t decide what it wants to be. Sun, rain, bright, dark, warm, cold, rinse, repeat. It’s fucking with my psyche and I was in desperate need for this mood to go far away.
After a much needed nap I decided to light up my 1 gram Golden Pineapple pre-roll from Phat Panda, purchased at the Herbery in Vancouver, Wa. Golden Pineapple is a sativa dominant hybrid bred from Golden Goat and Pineapple Kush. It has a fruity, tropical smell mixed with hints of a spicy pineapple. As far as the pre-roll is concerned it was nice and packed, I loosened it up by rolling it through my fingers, I find that helps it from running.
Close to about halfway through the thick fatty I started to feel relaxed. My body was tense and as every second passed I could feel it loosen up. My eyes lowered like venetian blinds, my head felt like a balloon sailing through the sky and my shoulders started to feel like a weight had been lifted.
I expected to be SUPER high after smoking the whole joint, but I found the medium strength to be a pleasant experience. The mental and physical energy was at a medium, concentrated pace as well. It got me moving around a bit which was nice because I felt like an immovable boulder before. I was at ease, but motivated with a smooth demeanor. I went from feeling like a mix of Oscar the Grouch and Eeyore, to a radiating Beyonce at the 2017 Grammys.
Golden Pineapple is a nice strain to battle stress, anxiety, and depression. There’s a good amount of mental and physical energy with a focused tranquility way about it. It brought a sweet golden sunshine to a dark and blustery place.
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