Things I Should’ve Done When I Turned 30
Almost 5 years ago I turned 30 and the celebration was great! I went to Vegas, a lot of friends and some family came to ring it in. But, I am not Karruche Tran and I did not have 2 DJ’s and I did not have a cake in the shape of what I presume is her ass (so that ass would be mine if it were me), but I fucking wish I had her idea to give out pre-rolls as a party favor. Hers are dubbed “Karruche’s Dutty 30” and I want! I mean!!!
I don’t know that much about Karruche aside from her dating problematic-ass Chris Brown, but since she has secured the bag and is now one of the stars of my favorite Summer show, Claws!!